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What Happened To The Reality In Reality Television?
It is this planetary hold on the countless that tells us all that we need to know – there is no reality in reality television. We have no electron beam scanners or superheated charged gas combustion chambers that are capable of scanning, back-lighting or flickering even the remotest nuances of the feelings and sensations of the really-real real. When content is chugged like cheap brew and the next generation of t.v. dinner aficionados look for their GMO heartburn solutions in every other ad, celebrity mundanity and pop-appealists encourage idiot box prophets to stock the snack food aisles of our dwindling standards with Kool-Aid and golden sponge cakes oozing with the promise of creamy sustenance. Continue reading
Posted in Essays on art, Essays on Film, Online, philosophy and film, Rants & Raves, Speak-Freely, Uncategorized
Tagged above the line, architects of this landscape of lies, dissave pictures, ed-op, entertainment news, extraterrestrial space turd "Gravity", hollywood, I'm an astronaut in the outer-outer space of contrariness, idiot box prophets, movie reviews, practical movie reviews, regurgitated reality show porn, rory dean, t.v, t.v. dinner aficionados, television editorials, The reality of reality television - stinks., there is no reality in reality television, today’s televised landscape-view, unwholesomely uninspired and the morbidly mediocre
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Gravity (2013)
Despite the overwhelming positivism, both in reviews and ratings and award show gold, “Gravity” suffers from the same nausea ad infinitum that often relegates it to little more than a snappily dressed carny barker inviting the wanderer to navigate the tent poles of what will become a scattered visit to theater of the absurd. Continue reading
Posted in Movie I've Seen, Movie Makers & Shakers, Movies You Should or Should Not See, My Review of Their Review:, On DVD, Online, philosophy and film, Rants & Raves
Tagged 2013, above the line, alfonso cuaron, asteroid movie, CGI space drama, children of men director, Christopher DeFaria, Dr. Ryan Stone, drama, ed harris, effects-driven storytelling, Emmanuel Lubezki, epic, Film, george cloooney, gravity, Jonás Cuarón, Mark Sanger, Mathew Arnold, Matt Kowalsky, movie review, practical movie reviews, rory dean, sandra bullock, sci-fi, shuttle, space, spacewalk
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Concussion (2013)
Writer-Director Stacie Passon’s 2013 film “Concussion” masterfully crafts the complexity of inward glances to produce a quality of deafening silence that fills the screen with the unconveyable voracity of wounded hearts. Continue reading
Posted in Movie I've Seen, Movie Makers & Shakers, Movies You Should or Should Not See, My Review of Their Review:, On DVD, Online, philosophy and film, Rants & Raves
Tagged 2013, above the line, affluent suburban housewife, comfy mirrors of normalcy, concussion, David Kruta, identity crisis, Johnathan Tchaikovsky, Julie Fain Lawrence, lesbian bed death, LGBT films, maggie siff, malaise, mid lifer crisis, practical movie reviews, queer cinema, robin weigert, rory dean, Rose Troche, stacie passon
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The Triumphant Returns And Spectacular Failures of Blogging in Hollywoodland
Blogging for the people that read blogs about people retiring from the spotlight for ten minutes and then in a desperate thirst for one more headline slipping back as though they never quit at all is after all is said and done the greatest Everest known to us. Continue reading →